How to destroy the World
How to make food lose its taste : First add one drop of sorrow to every bite. Make sure it is mixed in well and if there are any lumps whatsoever, leave them. They really help add to the texture and make every morsel sluggish as they try to lodge in your throat. Serve it cold, like the shoulder of your lover in a crowded room as she passes you by on the arm of another person. There can never be too much salt. It will dry out the food and make chewing feel like your mouth is wandering through a forbidden and lost desert. How to cool the sun : First make sure you tell the one you love that you can live without them. Make sure they believe you, and go on living your life as if nothing in the entire world could possibly affect you. Smile to your friends and enemies, and lie to everyone who ever cared for you. Make sure you throw in the occasional night of passion with persons with whom you are ...